WHO IS KING NOW?
The current King of the World
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🏴 Tommy Namaste
Tommy Namaste
KING OF THE WORLD
Hear ye! Your King addresses his people
My reign begins today. Let’s see which idiot pays $1 more.
CURRENT REIGN
Tommy Namaste took the throne for $6. · Certificate No. 999
There is only one King of the World. Pay $1 more and take the throne.
On sale now: No. 998 — 995 of 996 standard certificates left. #003, #002, #001: the Final Auctions.
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TAKE THE THRONE
I accept the Terms & Rules and I expressly request immediate performance and acknowledge that I lose my right of withdrawal. All payments are final and non-refundable.
⚠️ NO REFUNDS. EVER. This is the law of the kingdom.
Only the cheapest certificate is on sale, one buyer at a time. Number 999 costs $6, every lower number costs $1 more, and No. 4 costs $1001. The standard game ends at No. 4 — THE FINAL THREE (#003, #002, #001) are reserved for the Final Auctions. The lower the number, the rarer the certificate. 999 exist. Never more.
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